A Modern Take on Animal Farm

Napoleon: George W. Bush
Squealer: Dick Cheney / Fox News / Rush Limbaum
Snowball: Colon Powell / John Kerry
Jones: Donald Trump
Pilkington: France
Fredrick: Osama Bin Laden
Old Major: Bush Senior / Clinton
Molly: Canada / Mary Magdalin / Australia
Boxer: The American Working Class
Benjamin: Angry Punk Anarchist / Tyler Durden
Clover: John Lennon / The Virgin Mary / Martha Stuart
Muriel: Confussed American voter / Edward Norton
Moses: Rev. Martin Luther King
Cat: The Corrupt American Opportunist / War Profiteer
Narrators: The Media